It's the year 2005...and Paris Hilton decides she wants to give up her famous party lifestyle, Tom Cruise wants to marry Katie Holmes - but swears its not a publicity stunt, and Newlyweds is one of the dumbest yet most entertaining shows on televison. Is this what Hollywood has succumbed to? Is this the best news they can give us? I think not..

I'm scared of Tomkat cos - Cruise is the devil
Lindsay Lohan has nothing better to do than do the cruise

this is gross

The queen now has an ipod - which makes me wonder what she might be listening to...perhaps to the sex pistol's ''God save the queen'?

Britney thinks she's got psychic powers - whoops i mean prophetic powers...ah whatever...she probably thinks it all the same thing.

Hilary Duff has big teeth

Does anyone else not get why Jessica Alba was cast as the invisible woman? I mean she's too hot to be not seen and her clothes are more invisible than she is.

Leo got was in stitches after a hilarious hwood party went wrong and a bottle was thrown in his general direction.

Kelly Osbourne Has no Regrets

Okay so Im a bit behind...but give me time and I'll find something new.